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Quote Game
Nine times
out of ten, these quotes are quoted because, taken out of
context, they mean something totally different than the
original intention. All others - just funny as hell, usually
towards the early morning hours of all-night investigations.
Rules:
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If you hear an ass backwards statement and want
it written in stone yell QUOTE!
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You may 'take back' any
statement by yelling "no quote" if only no one first yells "quote".
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You may not
set yourself up by saying either "no quote all evening" or "no
quote infinity" or anything similar.
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For every 10 investigations or hikes you attend
you will receive a rhetorical 'card' that will allow you to retract one quote
from the website.
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If you have Quotes from
Investigations please email them to
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Thanks.
**Searching for lost Quotes
Gayle - I'm your momma now bitch.
Jeri - Here you want a nipple.
Zak (ghost adventures) - Come here!! Smell this.
Gayle - Don't wanna rip her off her tit.
Jeri - it's a damn piggy hair, Gayle -
while were you licking a pig?
Sheryl - I turned the corner and there I was.
Jeri - I'd be the first one up under my shirt.
Sheryl - I have big tits.
Michigan Camping Trip
Gayle - I wanna shoot some stuff.
Sheryl - I have to stand up or I'll pee.
Jeri - Look at my ass crack.
Sheryl - It was a wet one.
Jeri - No it came out right here.
Jeri - Ted likes to tuck it.
Jeri - Somebody needs to sew my lips
together.
Jeri - Get that fucker out, quit eating
bacon.
Sheryl - 'Ring,ring' Hello ( silence) hey
Dennis, I'm on vacation. I have to keep an eye on the bacon.
'Click.'
Gayle - I'm saturating in bacon juice.
Gayle - Horse shit has a different flavor.
Jeri - The more I pull, the more it comes.
Alan - You gotta smoke after you eat a ho.
Sheryl - I am my own lubricant.
Alan - Im doing you or I'm eating.
Sheryl - Gayles got a couple of pink
things now.
Gayle - I will do it tonight if I can get two or three men
Sheryl - Jeri your really gona like that one it will really
creamy
Jeri - I like it when you jump through
your shorts
Jeri - Jim hasn't gone down there recently
Ken - I don't have any spare wood laying
around.
Gayle - I'd jump up and down if I wasn't
afraid my bag would fall off
Gayle - I am all that AND a bag of shit
Jeri - I wonder if there is a place to
stick it...legally
Sheryl - Can I put my mitt on your muff?
Gayle - I'll give you $10.00 for a lick
Jeri - Shit, I couldn't hold it AND drive.
Sheryl - I might be in the backseat with
you in a while.
Sheryl - Are you coming up front? Jeri - Well I need a few minutes...
Gayle "I like the fake ones because
they're bigger and they last longer"
Dan "here's
something else you can yank on"
"You're the
pillar of strength for when I get scared" Kelly to Jeri
"So I said,
'where do you want to do this', and he said down in the
hole." -Lisa
"I'm always
for what's best for the hole (whole)." -Lisa
"I told
Jeri-Wan that we'd do it." -Carrie
"My lips are
tingling now." -Lisa
"I just
burned out the batteries already. I just put them in!" -Jeri
"I just want
a nice one to take in the shower with me." -Carrie
Lisa: Aw, this is a good picture of her.
Jeri: Me?
Lisa: No.
"I lost my warm fuzzy feeling." -Jeri
"Do you
want...What do you want?" -Carrie
"It's just
been a long...however long it's been." -Jeri
"I'll take
her to the potty, and you should see her!" –Rod
Ron C - " big old healthy shot of uncle
Ron's two nut oil"
Jeri - "Dickage is
needed"
Gayle - "Jeri,
you
don't
ride
me
as
much
as
Mitch
does."
Gayle
-
"You're
a
pussy!"
Jeri
"I
am.
I
do...I have"
Jeri: (reading Bob
Evans sign) "Eww, a Salmon Dinner"
Gayle: "A Semen dinner? I hope
its a buffet!"
Jeri: "We
can't talk about spitting or swallowing?"
Alan: "No,
you're giving me a woodie"
"When their goat balls start banging you on the back of the
knees, it's time to find a new man - Jeri
Over my dead penis - Mitch
nanoo nanoo this, bitch - Gayle
Well, at least you don't fuck men in the ass - Gayle
Gayle: it's ok, us Tolliver's are professional liars
Gayle -
"You've seen everything I have"
Jeri -
"Actually no, I haven't seen your tits"
Dr. Ken (Ohio
Ghost Hunters Society) - "So what??? A zipper is a Gayle
call?"
Pete
(homeowner) - "What were you thinking, letting me think"
Dr. Ken (OGHS)
- "Well I got news for yew sunny-jim...I eat peanutbutter
and ecto sandwiches for lunch..."
Jeri
"Phooey... That's English for get the hell out of my mouth"
Gayle "That
was tight"
Jeri "I'm not
very intelligent"
Alan "Talk
about your turtle effect..."
Carrie "I
have to switch positions or I won't be able to stand"
Jeri "He can
get DNA from my lip juice"
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After reviewing the quotes for 2005, I'm not sure this is
quite fair, I do believe you all are picking on me. So you want to know my New
Years resolution? Keeping my mouth shut (NO QUOTE)! - Jeri
2005 Quotes
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Gayle "I pee
everywhere now"
Gayle "oh
last night...I was playing with a bat "
Jeri "Well we
know if we get to cherry, we've gone too far"
Gayle "you
know those guys need some dick"
Gayle: "Mitch
is afraid of beaver"
Katrina: "I'm
anal about toilet paper"
Jeri:
"Charmin is a dingleberry waiting to happen"
Jeri: "I was
down in that bush"
Gayle: "Did
Alan get his gas hole open?"
Jeri: "
Laurie went down there and it got freaky"
Gayle: "If
Jim wants to see stuff then he needs to go out alone with
us"
Alan: "shine
that flashlight in that thick bush"
Jeri: "What
is that you're banging anyway?"
Gayle: "That
[plane] is really flying!"
Jeri: "My
goal is to make it twice as big as it usually is."
Jeri: "Wait
'til I'm on my knees..."
Don: "There
are people in your hole James "
Jeri: "They
put a thing around it, now I can't get to my hole."
Jeri: "Can I
stick this somewhere?"
Alan "uh,
yeah..."
Jeri: "I hope
he made it over the cliff."
Jim - "I
don't have any Kleenex but I do have a sleeve..."
Gayle: "You
can't hear out of your muffs."
Arnold: "I've
been a Bitch for a long time"
Jeri: "Can
that thing hear from over here?"
Gayle: "I
wish I had one with a revolving head"
Jeri
-"holding vaginal muscles together for too long makes you
sore the following day"
Gayle - "will
you ride with me and hold my leg in the air"
Jim - "you've
had a long one coming at you all night long"
Brenda - "My
butt is vibrating."
Alan - "I
only hear half of what women say."
Kimberly - "...And the other half your trying to grab
them!"
Alan - "She
likes my flashlight. She rides around with it all the time."
Jeri
-"because I'm doing it mostly with one hand so that I can
hold the bologna up to my ear"
Melody - "All
I know about it is that its big and comes out at night" [the
moon]
Jeri- "It
sounded funny, I think..."
Laurie- "Fuck
you! It's cookie mom!"
Jeri- "I used
to go to Windsor and shit a lot."
Laurie- "He's
startin' with the tarts and will move on to the ho's."
Carrie-
"Laurie and I are heat on the floor people."
Alan- "Can
you hand me my beef stick?"
Alan- "Does
that run wet all year long? Like fish?"
Laurie-
"Where's the flashlight?"
Jeri-
"It's in between my legs."
Laurie-
"Well, wipe it off and give it to me!"
Carrie-
"We're the backseat bitches."
Alan "I heard
something....that's just not right"
Jeri - "Gayle
pants quietly"
Laurie - "I
don't wear panties to ghost hunts because I believe they
block the energy"
Gayle- "Jeri,
Where's your bush?"
Gayle - "That
was worse than sticking your hand in ghost gut."
Laurie - "I
heard you walking funny"
Alan -
"Somebody want to bust into those ho's?"
Jeri -
"Wow...That's such a long...thing..."
Jeri -
"There's an old part and an old part."
Jeri to Alan
- "Go the 1.9 and measure your thing."
Jeri - "I
just rubbed my lips and it hurt."
Alan - "If it
was a hand-held [shower faucet] Jeri'd be in there all day!"
Jeri - "I
hate dry napkins."
Gayle - "Hey
Jeri, we can make as much noise as we want." (As we were
checking out our hotel room for the night)
Jeri - " I
couldn't get it out."
Gayle - "I
play with mine a lot at home."
Jeri - "I can
see the head muscles moving in the back of her head!"
Gayle "How
many pro's can one man have?" 1/05
Gayle "Maybe
I'll just ask God, 'cause you're not helping" 1/05
Jeri "You
sure are anal about taking your temperature" 1/05
Rod -
She's anatomically incorrect
Jeri -
This isn't any better than that big breasted gay chick
Jeri - I'm creepy creepy
Jeri - I need to come back in the daylight to
see my hole
Jeri - Look at my wet spot on me
Jeri-There's a lot of shit that he doesn't
know that I know
Alan - This is Jeri's bush
Alan - My ass puckered so tight that I
thought I pulled a muscle
Cindy -
I gotta wait 'til I get fixed.
Pam - Don't take my picture, I don't want any evps floating around
my head. (she's new to this ghost hunting thing...)
Jeri - I'll be right back, I'm all sticky now.
Pam - Hey, those EVP's are nasty
bastards
Dave - I hope I never get rear ended in this thing
Jeri - One Million....Fuckin'
asshole! (road rage while playing the '1 million animal' game)
Jeri - Oh My Gosh, That went up my ass
Jeri - I have a bruise inside my
asshole (sliding down a
cliff at Moonville)
Dave - My balls are slapping against
the tree
Gayle - My ass tastes bad
Jeri - I think my bra has turned
inside out
Don - I'll bet that toilet paper is
nice and soggy
Jeri - I was off thinking so I wasn't
thinking what I was supposed to be thinking about
Jeri - He wanted some pocket juice
Dave - Don must like my ass, he keeps
getting on it
Carrie- "Is he pulling one out?"
Carrie- "That's the
outdoor railroad." (as opposed to the underground one...)
Jeri- "I have to drive around to find my
way around."
Lisa- "I'm using my Sharpie and it's
bleeding through."
Carrie- "There's stuff coming out of the
toilet that I didn't put in there."
Laurie- "My hole is smoking.'"
Carrie- "Given a choice, I'll take the longer
one."
Lisa- "Ya gotta love B.J.'s"
Greg- "That's a big piece of wood."
Carrie- "Sorry that's the way I was feeling, it just came out of my face."
Ted - "I hope you think my
butt's sexy, 'cause you'll be looking at it for the next five hours!"
(Caravan from Cleveland, Ohio to Gettysburg, PA)
Jeri - "Everything I have is
squeezy"
Alan - "You didn't get the rag
wet"
Jeri - "Wait until I do it, I'll
blow you backwards"
Colton - "Don't hurt me, I'm just a
kid"
Jim: "It took awhile to get it up."
Jeri: "I haven't closed my mouth for awhile."
Jeri- Can I stick this somewhere?
Jeri- "I hope he made it over the cliff"
Jeri- "My goal is to make it twice as big as it
usually is"
Jeri- "Wait 'til I'm on my knees"
Jeri- "They put a thing around it, now I can't get
to my hole"
Jeri- "I can only get one boob in, then I'm stuck"
Jeri- "Stick your ass in my face and ask me again"
Ted- "I don't know what we're doin' but give me a
camera"
Gayle- "I wish I could get a cool moon shot"
Jeri- "I just don't know where to stick it"
Laurie- "Run faster, I'm coming"
Laurie- "I don't remember where we went but I
remember getting off"
Carrie- "Why are you putting your finger in
something sticky that you don't know what it is?"
Lisa- "For the thrill"
Jeri - "While
sleeping I regulate the temperature by sticking a leg out of the blanket."
Ted - "That's
called a Thermomafoot"
Carrie- 'Six cox
[farm]', Jeez, how many do you need?"
Jeri - Well one would be
nice...
Dave - You wanna stop for some wood?
Gayle & Jeri in unison - YEAH!
Carrie - Rod's giving me a cranial
massage"
Brenda - Oh yeah...Marcus cracked my back once too"
Carrie - You looked graceful doing
that.
Don- I stretched out before I came
Carrie - If I can do it, you can do it
cause I'm a girl and really out of shape.
Don - So is Jim
Gayle - "Did
Alan open his gas hole?"
Gayle - "It's
big but I'll get it in somehow"
Gayle - "Its
a good thing Ted wasn't sitting there, it could have been
messy"
Mitch - "When
I get done with you, you'll be pissing your pants"
Mitch to Tim
- "We're both men, we should be together"
Mitch - "I'm
trying to get some"
Arnold - "I
use the strap on, it's not a macho thing.
Mitch - "You
got to make sure you have the right ear on"
Jeri
"I
was
the
first
one
to
snort
last
night"
12/04
Carrie
"I'm
a
recovering
Catholic,
I
have
issues"
12/04
Alan
"It's
a
hooch
hut"
Gayle
"A
hooch
hut?,
Lets
go hoochie"
Indigo
Nov
04
Alan
"I
think
I
can
hear
my
teeth
chattering"
Indigo
Nov
04
Ron
"Flip
it
over
and
do
the
other
side"
Gayle
"Jesus Jeri you're scaring the fucking shit outta me" -PBF
Oct
22
04
Jeri
"I
look
at
mine
too
and
wonder
where
the
fuck
that
came
from"
Gayle
"I
just
got
rear ended
by
Buddy's
nose"
Brenda
"I'm
all
puckered
up"
Alan on
the Large Botzum Mound
Jeri
"I
think
I
blew
the
motor"
Brenda
"this
morning
I
found
poo
in
the
toilet"
[pooh bear]
Gayle
"If
that's
a
dust
orb,
it
must
be
intelligent
dust"
Jeri
"I'll
do
it
anyplace"
Gayle
"I
dunno,
my
box
is
empty"
Jeri
"I
wouldn't
either
after
eating
a
bunch
of
beaver"
Gayle
"Don't
arouse
my
nervous
system!"
Brenda
"I'm
not
sure
what
but
I
remember"
Jeri
"Its
gonna
get
huuuge"
Gayle
"I
hate
it
when
I
can't
feel
mine"
Mitch
"Whoever
that
was
it
sounded
like
me"
Jeri
"Where
have
I
been
all
my
life"
4/17/04
Amanda
"Arrrggghhh,
My
shoe's
on
fire!!"
4/17/04
Dr.
Ken
of
OGHS:
"Is
a
lesbian
ghost
still
a
succubus?...or
would
it
be
a
lick-you-bus"
2/13/04
Brenda:
"I
don't
know
where
to
stick
it"
2/3/04
Tim:
"I
had
a
river
running
down
the
crack
of
my
ass"
2/2/04
(reminiscing
about
Beaver
Creek
'03)
Jeri:
"My
jeans
have
malfunctioned"
2/2/04
Mitch:
"I
am
watching
the
Super
Bowel"
2/1/04
Gayle:
"I'm
a
catty
hostile
flamer"
1/22/04
Beaver
creek/Sprucevale
Campout
August
12-15th
2004
Jeri -"I
like
'em
big
and
black"
Jeri
-
"I've
swallowed
what
balls
I
have
left"
Jeri
-"I've
been
really
easy
since
I've
been
here"
[quotes]
Jeri
-
"I
think
I
have
big
ones
but
I
can't
remember"
Jeri
-
"Ahh,
My
hair
got
caught
in
the
zipper"
Jeri
-"Mitch,
I
can't
believe
you
are
hogging
my
meat"
Jeri
-
"I've
never
seen
Brenda
show
any
signs
of
chickenshittedness"
Jeri
- "There's
some
shit
coming
out
of
my
recorder"
Jeri
- "That
sucked,
actually
I
can
do
better"
Jeri
- "I'm
got
a
little
sound
out
of
it,
then
I
blew
on
it
and
it
stopped"
Jeri
- "Is
anybody
coming!?"
Jeri
- "Tim's
taking
flowers
to Pretteee
Boooooy"
Jeri
- "I
don't
know
what
to
do,
I
don't
know
where
to
point
it"
Jeri
- "I
can't
wait
to
piss
in
the
woods"
Jeri
- "I couldn't see it so I just smacked it"
John [in tent]- "OWW, I forgot to take my key's
out of my pocket"
Brenda - "Well take them out now"
John
-"No,
I
just
moved
them
closer
to
my
balls"
John -"What's
the
matter,
you
burn
your
big
poker?"
Mitch -
"I
could
care
less
if
you're
grabbing
mine"
Mitch -
"Brenda,
he's
eating
your
cherries"
Gayle -
"Can't
I
laugh
amongst
myself?"
Gayle -
"It
was
small
but
it
sure
felt
good"
Gayle -
"I'm
so
happy
I
can
use
my
big
mike"
Brenda
Brenda -
"[it
was
so
cold
outside
that]
I
heard
somebody's
balls
clacking"
Brenda - "I
stuffed
things
in
so
many
holes,
I
don't
know
where
I
put
things"
-
in
regards
to
packing
for
the
campout
Brenda - "I'm
a
good
shit
shover"
Brenda - "John's
got
the
longest
one"
[of
course she's partial]
Brenda - "There's
a
hole...John,
put
your
finger
in
it"
Tim -
"I
save
it
all
up,
then
I
get
Mitch
down
in
solitary"
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2003 Quotes
This quote game
originated in 2003 |
Gayle
“I
have
waterproof
boots,
they
don’t
get
wet….
except
when
you
wash
them.”
Gayle
“I
got
there
five
minutes
after
I
got
there”
Amanda
K
"I
have
a
tic
in
my
head"
 
Amanda's
Violent
Tendencies
- Amanda
K
and
Mitch
T
from
Spiritseekers
of
Ohio
Mitch "you need to invest in
a sausage or something".
Amanda "I don't need a
stinkin sausage"
Mitch
"I
don't
know
why
I
think"
Gayle
“nice
pouf”
(and
then
Amanda's
quote
thereafter)
"That
deer
was
stomping
at
me"
-
Mitch
"Look
at
the
suds,
the
beavers
were
taking
a
bath"
-
Jeri
"that's
beaver
shampoo...ew,
that
didn't
sound
right..."
-
Gayle
"Can
I
show
up
in
your
picture?"
-
Gayle
"I
don't
believe
in
bigfoots...bigfeets...how
do
you
say
that?"
-
Amanda
"You
need
to
start
listening
with
the
other
hole
in
your
head"
-
Amanda
K
talking
to
Gayle
"I
snorted
backwards"
-
Amanda
K
"Can
you
turn
off
your
chest?"
Amanda
talking
to
Brenda
"I'm
Chereokee"
-
Nikki
N
"I
wish
I
had
a
thing
so
I
could
pee
on
a
tree
too"
-
Jeri
H
Winter
Ghost
Hunting - Dave
H
"I've
never
had
goose
bumps
on
my
butt
before"
Brenda
"That's
a
great
big
magical
pile
of
Navaho
bullshit"
Dave
H
"No
pictures
of
me,
its
against
the
law,
the
Spiritseeker
bylaw
#37"
Jeri
"Can
I
borrow
your
breast
lights
to
go
up
there?"
Jeri
Mitch
talking
to
Amanda
K-
“what
a
picture
to
keep
in
a
security
box,
an
old
fat
man
with
saggy
tits.
"I
didn't
want
to
have
to
go
ninja
on
your
ass"
-
Gayle
to
Jeri
"Does
he
have
a
big
pipe?"
Brenda
to
Gayle
"I'm
too
busy
with
Big
Pipe
to
do
anything
else"
Gayle
"I
need
some
pipage"
-
Jeri
"Sounds
like
constipated
coyotes"
-
Brenda
Jeri
H
“my
head’s
full
of
crap”
Jeri
H
“I
don’t
know,
I
can’t
stop
laughing”
Mitch
"They're
mine
I
can
hold
them
if
I
want
to"
Gayle
"I'm
trying
to
think
but
I
can't"
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