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Funny Recordings

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Foul language throughout.

  • Rod, Jeri and Gayle driving up the BC Hill in the 'little blue car' going about 2 mph when I accidentally hit the horn. I accidentally referred to it as a pussy (wimpy) horn....Gayle imitates this one too. We were laughing so hard we couldn't make it up the hill.

  • Sheryl, Jeri, & Gayle at Esther's Bridge in Beaver Creek State Park. It was the first time Gayle was allowed out of the house, her white blood cell count was up (yay). Jeri was driving, Gayle laying in the backseat in a vicodin vegetative state (had had chemotherapy and radiation earlier that day so we excused the no drug policy). Everything's all quiet and then a loud pounding on the roof of the car. Sheryl and I freak out (we're in pitch blackness) and Gayle's in the backseat saying "it's okaaaaaay, it's alright, everything will be okay".  Pounding Car

  • Convincing Rod that he needs to go underneath the stage of an old theatre. Then clearing a path to the stage and then he crawled underneath. Jeri is talking him through it from behind him. Rod has a fear of spiders...and webs. Spider webs galore.

  • Gayle and Jeri discussing Tammy and it takes Sheryl a few minutes to catch up with the conversation. Are you talking about Tammy?

  • This happened way back in 2003. Jeri and Gayle sitting at Esther's Bridge. We are very quiet for a long period of time (very very rare for us in today's era). As we were sitting there in the quiet darkness a car come down the hill from behind us and careened around the corner with its tires squealing. The guy missed us by a long shot and we just continued to sit there in the still, dark, quiet night......about five minutes later Gayle asks Jeri "Have you ever been rear-ended?" People go nuts in pitch blackness after a short time AND Jeri hasn't the cleanest mind around. Although the laughter ensued for near 20 minutes while Gayle tries to get "no quote" out, here's a small clip. Rear Ended File

  • Jeri, Katrina and Gayle hiking the towpath at Station Road Bridge. Katrina was a newcomer to night woods and when a sound rustled nearby she took off running full speed in flip flops, back to the truck. After she calmed down and came back Gayle informed her it was just a deer. Katrina didn't believe it....

  • We overheard a conversation between members taking a smoke break at Bowman's Cemetery. "What would you do if someone came out of the woods right now?" someone asked. The reply was "I'd be running and farting all the way down this hill, going 'Oh My God'. Scare the shit right out of me man". Farting at Bowmans Oct, 22, 2004

  • Pretty Boy Floyds 2004 with Jeri, Gayle, Brenda. We were sitting in the car recording and using EMF. It was quite eerie and we had gotten a lot of readings and responses. Our creep-o-meter was sky high but we decided to get out of the car to stretch our legs. Brenda was the first to open her car door when it slammed shut on her. This clips starts with the door slamming shut.

  • John couldn't keep his hands off of Brenda. "Don't touch me", "Will you stop touching me".

  • Jeri couldn't keep her hands off of Dave. "What are you feeling for? I mean JESUS. We're related. This isn't gonna happen!"

  • Moundsville Prison. The guys went off and found the girls and made us go back with them to check out the biohazard room. Gayle was pissed because she had a broken ankle and hobbled all that way to appease them. We opened the door to find a dummy dressed in prison garb. Audio

    Don -"open it slow"
    Laurie -"what"
    Jeri -"this door"
    Jim - "right there"
    Laurie - "oh"
    Carrie - "go ahead Jeri"
    Jeri - "no"
    Carrie - "oh great"
    After another minute discussion and instruction Laurie opens the door. Screaming and yelling.
     Carrie after peeking in "Did you shit your pants?"
     
  • Group investigation at Sowles Hotel in southern Ohio. It was around -120 degrees that January and most people had left but three sets of hunters. We were passing two others in the hallway when Shelly expressed her chilled out state - "fuckin brrrrrrrr".

  • Another trip down at Beaver Creek with Dave, Jeri and Gayle. We had a guitar in the backseat that started playing....actually strumming in the backseat. The internal temperature of the car was -4 degrees. I wish I had gotten a photo of that. Shortly afterward we had an 'E' drawn on the rear window. Dave - "I'm starting to feel like a damn ghost taxi".

  • Mitch, Gayle, Jeri and Amanda standing in the Red Lock Parking lot one night talking after a hunt. While Jeri is telling a story Amanda flicks her cigarette out but in the process somehow catches her shoe on fire. She kicks her shoe off and it went flying across the parking lot. Mitch goes on about how he's going to explain to the ranger that we've burned down Red Lock. Clip One, Clip Two, Clip Three

  • This is a frightened member talking. We got used to the fast talking but listening back on the recorder I don't understand a word of it. Is it Spanish?

  • Ghost hunting at its finest. We found it, we  saw it, now lets get the hell out of here! And there's Gayle, who can't seem to roll up her OWN car window when she gets spooked. The Getaway!

  • If I had my machete....

  • Abbot & Costello or the 4 Stooges out Ghost Hunting

  • Jesus, Jeri. You're scaring the fucking shit outta me

  • Closing down a ghost hunt!

  • Creepy Spider

 

Singing

Brick House

Gayle Imitating

A Fart

Pussy Horn (see above)

Spider

EMF

Laughing

Jeri, Dave, Gayle laughing at Laura

 
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